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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about that religious airline? Their prophets are soaring"
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"Spell electricity with three letters. NRG (energy)."
"COP: put ur hands in the air ME: ok C: now flip them over M: k? C: now cross them M: what C: put them behind ur head M: why- C: hey macarena"
"""Does this hurt?"" ""YES!"" ""What about this?"" ""OW!"" *Dr. writes notes* ""Patient shows symptoms of pain when stabbed with knife. Keep updates."""
"Lesbian joke What do lesbians use for lubricant? Tartar sauce!"
"My girlfriend won't give me road head... She says she won't willing participate in sex trafficking."
"Mouth piercings look like robot herpes."
"How do you tell a friend their breath stinks without being rude? ""I'm bored, let's brush our teeth!"""
"Vader: Remove my helmet so I can see you with my own eyes. Luke: OK. Vader: On second thought, don't. I have 30 years worth of hat hair."