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Joke of the Day
"How do you unload a truck load of puppies? With a pitchfork"
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"Idea: An animated sitcom where the characters age and change clothes."
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"Just caught a glimpse of myself naked - Apologies in advance to my coroner"
"I was watching the super bowl And a hockey game broke out."
"It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer."
"Anyone know where I could find a bunch of ""Glad You Aren't Here"" postcards to send out when I go on my vacation in a few weeks? I'll need about 50 of them."
"I have a silly friend named Oedipus... He's a stupid motherfucker."
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