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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus!"
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"Went to see my doctor and he told i was going to have to stop masturbating I asked why and he said ""Because im trying to examine you!"""
"Why is there a wolf on Wall Street. Animals are bad with money. My cat just lost $80 at high-stakes uno"
"What did baby corn say to mumma corn? Where's popcorn?"
"What's the rate at which racist work is done? Whitepower (Horsepower is the rate at which work is done)"
"Biotechnologists should invent a totally transparent groundhog. It'd look creepy as hell, but spring would come early forever."
"I'm pretty great with money. Folks keep calling me and telling me my accounts are outstanding."
"What gets wetter as it dries your mom"
"I see you posted a photograph of snow with the caption ""it's cold"" could you tell me more about that"
"How to die from falling down stairs: Step 1 Step 2 Step 4 Step 9 Step 22 Step 23"