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Joke of the Day
"I always play it safe during sex. I cut the telephone chord."
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"I'm breaking up with my girlfriend that uses Comic Sans... She's just not my type."
"Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair? he was a bad conductor."
"I used to know a very professional scarecrow He was outstanding in his field."
"Did y'all hear about the kid born without eye lids Whenever they circumcised him they used the skin to make him eye lids. He's doing well but they say he's a lil cock eyed now"
"What do you call a dog with a lot of friends? Pawpular!"
"Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere? Yak the Ripper"
"Hop on Pop is a fun children's book, Hop on Cop is illegal."
"Sitting with Grandma at the hospital. She noticed me checking my watch and said, ""Go on Dummy. I know brunch is almost over at the tit bar."""
"I like my women like I like my coffee From that cheap place down on the corner."