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Joke of the Day

"You've got penis [Cast: a man and a woman.] Woman/man: [bump into each other.] Woman: You've got penis in my vagina. Man: You've got vagina in my penis woman/man: [moan]"

"How are dogs and addicts similar? They both have PAWS"

"Hey, Schumi that slope looks pretty steep! Nah, I'll rock this shit!"

"What do you call a home full of menstruating women? Bloody Hell."

"1. Invite snowmen into your conference room. 2. Turn up heat. 3. Negotiate on YOUR terms."

"Whats Jesus's favorite gun? A nail gun"

"How can you tell if someone is vegan? They'll fucking tell you!"

"A lawyer, a tax-man and a murderer jump off a cliff in a race to the bottom. who wins? society"

"I am SO TIRED! I found out that my wife was the woman of my dreams..., I haven't slept in 3 years"

"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut fucks everyone... A bitch fucks everyone but YOU."