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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard of the band 1023 Megabytes? Probably not. They haven't made a gig yet."

"What do you call two crows on a park bench? Attempted murder."

"Imagine a world without war where we remember scientists and artists."

"Congratulations /r/Jokes! You are subreddit of the day! Come check it out!"

"Did you hear about the Chinese Chef who broke out of jail? Apparently he went out for a wok and never came back."

"What's a monsters favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet"

"What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison"

"Did you hear about the pornstar in court that was tried by a group of his peers? They had a hung jury."

"What did Republican Jesus say to the masses? We can't feed all these people! That would only create dependence."

"I save so much money by not having any money."