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Joke of the Day

"Why were Mary and Joseph considered such good businessmen? Because they produced such a great prophet."

"If you love something, set it free. If it returns, it probably can't pay its student loans."

"Why couldn't the grape help his friend move on Saturday? because he was in a jam"

"Waiter what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder! I don't know - friendly thing isn't he !"

"[makes eye contact with someone through crack in bathroom stall] hey"

"I cut my finger on a beer can, I now know how Julius Caesar felt when he was betrayed by his best friend."

"The whole thing about ""we're all going to die some day,"" that's a joke, right?"

"Everything is made in China. Except for babies. They're made in VaChina."

"Going down on a woman is the best. The way her thighs cover your ears so you can finally get some quiet time..."

"Does /r/Jokes know any good braces jokes/puns?"