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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the guy with five dicks? His pants fit like a glove!!"
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"Someday I'd love to treat my wife to some luxury items, like a BMW, a Louis Vuitton bag, or genuine HP ink cartridges."
"What fruit can't marry Cant-elope"
"What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ? ""You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"""
"Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? - A: It stole the show!"
"What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming."
"How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he wont come when you call it!"
"I don't understand why Obama has to give his speeches behind bullet proof glass I mean,I know he's black and all, but I doubt he'll shoot anyone."
"What is a four-letter word for a woman that ends in ""unt""? Aunt."