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Joke of the Day
"Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because the B shells are too small and the D shells are too big!"
Next Joke
"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a computer. My goodness you'd better come to my surgery right away! I can't my power cable won't reach that far."
"Somewhere, some Nigerian lawyer is wondering why you're not sending him the personal information that he needs to give you your inheritance"
"I'm not going to let my kids listen to symphonies and big bands... too much sax and violins"
"Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman."
"I had fruit and yogurt for breakfast. And 6 donuts for second-breakfast."
"Has this one ever been used? Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was chicken. Alright."
"There's only one vampire on Sesame Street... At least, only one that counts."
"Have you heard the one about the midget fortune teller that robbed a McDonalds? The papers the next day read, ""SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE"""
"A geneticist was unhappy with the result when he spliced potato DNA with that of his own genitals. Nobody likes dictators"