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Joke of the Day
"Why do New Zealanders have so many furry conventions? Because they're kiwis."
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"""What are all those wires?"" ""My wireless internet."" (New Yorker cartoon ideas)"
"What did the sergeant say to the corporal? I need to see your privates."
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"What happens if a pyramid commits a crime? It is put in imPRISMment!"
"Hedgehogs Why can't they just share the hedge."
"If two people on opposite sides of the world drop a piece of bread on the ground at the same time the Earth briefly becomes a sandwich"
"I always hated church because of all the standing, kneeling and sitting... I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me."
"You will feel dumb when we find out the guy who headshotted Harambe was from the future trying to prevent Planet of the Apes.."
"My internet boyfriend doesn't know about my real life boyfriend, which makes two of them."