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Joke of the Day
"I don't want to learn karate but I really need a new belt"
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"If you walk in to a room and find a man having a stroke... ...you probably should have knocked."
"""Your voice is so sexy. How can I direct your call, babygirl?"" --Smooth Operator"
"I'd be less scared of trying to take a gun from a mugger than I am of taking an iPad from my kid."
"How you doin' Jerusalem! ""WINE"" Here's a new tric- ""MAKE WINE"" Please, I've been working very hard on my routi- *dodges stone jars of water*"
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *(choking sounds)*"
"How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest? Ewoks"
"WTF VAMPIRE BATS WILL VOMIT BLOOD INTO MOUTHS OF SICK BATS 2 KEEP THEM ALIVE THATS DOPE AF & STILL A BETTER LOVESTORY THAN TWILIGHT"
"What do you call non-muslims that rides motorcycle? Kafir rider"
"Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects."