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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when you butt dial from your front pocket? A cockadial"
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"I'm pretty gullible Or at least what they tell me"
"Not rewinding VHS movies after watching the nude scenes was the original not clearing your browser history."
"I came online to watch porn and start arguements And I'm typing this with my left hand."
"what type of dog do you see at the zoo? a shitzu"
"How do 2 psychics greet each other? ""Hello, how am I?"" ""You're fine, how am I?"""
"How do you make a candle really happy...? Blow it out, it'll be delighted"
"Yo momma's so fat... I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing!"
"If Donald Trump becomes president... Does that make orange the new black?"
"""""No one ever"" - everyone always"" - a few people already damn"