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Joke of the Day

"What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune? T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet."

"What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies? ya'll watch this!"

"A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And then a staircase. I don't think hes alright, can someone get a doctor?"

"What is a pirate's favorite fast food joint? Aaaaarby"

"It's so expensive ""How much do the potatoes cost?"" - ""2.50."" - ""And the bag?"" - ""The bag is free."" - ""Ok, give me the bag."""

"What kind of dog can do magic tricks? A labracadabrador"

"Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, ""What's the word on the street?"""

"A dog with only 3 legs walks into a saloon in the Old West He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""

"Drop it! Please, just DROP IT. - My dog, whenever I'm eating."

"This 14 yr old girl in the news that is being frozen cryogenically, her Mother wanted to comply with her wishes, but her Father didn't... Does he just have to let it go?.."