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Joke of the Day

"I was about to tell a hilarious joke about chemistry.. ..but last time I did, I couldn't handle the reactions."

"How is cunnilingus like riding a bike with an open face helmet? It's a lot of fun as long as you don't end up with bugs in your teeth."

"Remember: You don't owe anybody anything. Unless they killed someone for you. Then they probably deserve a nice gift card."

"Good Joke ..Not"

"How could batman possibly defeat superman? Put him on a horse I'm now going to hell with the rest of you..."

"If you're watching a Cops rerun and realize you've already seen that episode, you're officially no better than anyone on the show."

"If you cool your body down to -273,16 degrees celsius.. ..you'd be 0K"

"What would a world without women feel like? A pain in the arse."

"My wife is a beautiful, kind & giving woman who also checks my TL."

"Before takeoff our flight attendant asked everyone to turn off their Samsung Galaxy phones You know, the ones with the headphone jack"