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Joke of the Day
"I had a pun about insanity.. ..but I lost it"
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"So I caught up with my mexican friend ..He told me that his wife give birth to their first son, just the other day. I said ""Jesus really?!"" He replied with ""Nah, his name's Jose."""
"If it weren't for WebMD I would have never known what symptoms to mimic so I could get all these prescriptions from my doctor."
"What do gay horses eat? Cock"
"It seems like everything is made in China... ...except for babies. They're made in VaChina"
"MADOKA MAGICA SPOILERS Why did Tomoe Mami die? She got ahead of herself."
"Chocolate P Women only like three things. 1. Chocolate 2. Penis 3.Chocolate Penis"
"Me: [stands under majestic tree watching leaves fall] This is beautiful [2 hours later buried under a mountain of leaves] you piece of shit"
"How many optometrist does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1... or 2?? Or 1? Or 2?"
"Sex so bad, Taylor Swift breaks up with you and doesn't even write a song about it."