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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money? Because he did all his work pro bonobo"
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"New virus Did you hear about the problems with the new Facebook game ""Kitchen Ville""? A virus has been hitting it hard, but it only deletes the cook ware. It is an E-Pan-Demic."
"Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards."
"What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird."
"What will it take to reunite Nirvana? Two more bullets."
"Where do the Japanese store defective mannequin feet? In bent-toe boxes."
"You say kidnapping. I say surprise adoption. Tomato, Tomahto Get in the van."
"What's the best part of sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through."
"A guy walks into a psychiatrist wearing saran wrap pants He says ""Doctor, I think I'm crazy"" The doctor says, ""Well I can clearly see your nuts"""
"Life is like photography we develop from the negatives."