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Joke of the Day
"I would have bought Battlefront EA If the Rancor wasn't a Dead one."
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"What's the most favorite bird among most men? [BOOBIES!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Booby) I can't believe no one has made this joke here yet."
"Kahn Noonien Singh has appeared in Star Trek from 1967 to 2013, spanning many generations of viewers. This is an example of a ""Long Kahn""."
"A man has started a business in Afghanistan. He's selling landmines that look like prayer mats... Prophets are going through the roof."
"My childhood joke Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign on the road. Teacher: What type of sign? Student: The sign that says, ""School Ahead, Go Slow.""!"
"Damn that lawnmower.... No matter how much I like a film, I can only give it one thumb up."
"Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies? They've got a lot of thyme on their hands"
"Missing area man described as boringly conventional, was easily found by multiplying height x width."
"Pizza will never tell you you're fat unless you're high as shit, then pizza is probably suggesting you fight an aardvark to lose weight."
"Pretty gay how some dudes like other dudes."