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Joke of the Day

"My son said he was touched by the priest at todays religious service I was there too, it was a beautiful ceremony"

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"A few days ago I went to a zoo and the only animal they had was a dog, so I left and went to Starbucks for a coffee... It was a shit coffee"
"How did the possessed lady lose weight? Diet and exorcise."
"My favourite Halloween joke: ""I was going to dress up as Jian Gomeshi but I figured that would be too creepy."""
"Why cant Helen Keller drive a car? ..Because she's dead."
"Me: Do you want to meet your sisters at the bus stop? 5: *doesn't look up* I already know them."
"How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was? So,so....."
"Dirtiest joke ever told A pig rolled in the mud"
"""That's so Raven"" - Raven Symone's parents identify her body."
"some terrible part of me is perpetually close to just making and selling artisinal customized tamagotchis & bein real pretentious about it"