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Joke of the Day

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? to get to the other side."

"You can't run through a campsite... You can only ran, because its past tents."

"I like my woman like I like my font Bold, black, and size 14."

"When a man opens a car door for his wife it's either a new car or a new wife"

"I regret buying that straight jacket. Thought it would look good on me but I just can't pull it off."

"Fish don't seem that stupid to me. If a burrito dropped out of the sky and hung in mid air I'd prob eat it."

"I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot. It seems they have only one of two reasons to be there: They have no wife to go home to... or they do."

"What do you call a dog with a great sense of humor? A Chihuahahaha."

"why do women wear makeup and perfume? They are ugly and they smell bad."

"Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a ""violent"" stabbing incident? Is it possible to stab someone non-violently?"