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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend told me she likes vaginal sex more than anal sex because it's a lot cleaner No shit"

"Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico? Because they couldn't find a virgin or three wise men."

"China are probably making all the medals anyway."

"This Halloween, the only Candy I'm interersted in swings from a pole and has daddy issues."

"So, I got a card from a friend that said ""I'm Sorry"". It was all handcrafted and I didn't know what it was for, but I was flattered. I opened it and it said ""For fucking your mom"" :0 WTF!?!?!?"

"A fat man complained to a doctor that obesity runs in the family The doctor replied: It's not obesity that runs in the family, it's that no one runs in your family."

"How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan? Lightbulb."

"So a Jew with a boner walks into a wall ..Breaks his glasses..."

"Mantra at the gym: When the zombies come, cardio will matter."

"I have a hard time telling people when something is displeasing to me... I might be dys-like-sic."