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Joke of the Day

"[dark alley] Dealer: so what you want Me: a gram [dealer opens trenchcoat, revealing multiple grandmothers]"

"Germans cant cook sausages. They're just the wurst. (ill shot myself out.)"

"What's a Brazillian's least favorite math chapter to do? 7-1"

"Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Sister : Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Brother : Because the people would think I am F**king you."

"If bananas have potassium... Does that mean potatoes have banassium?"

"So Zayn quit the band? His life is obviously taking on a new direction..."

"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

"From what I hear about time spent with abortion doctor's they're really not all that bad Many patients have claimed it's really brought the kid out in them."

"After all that shit, I can't believe they are finally back together. My ass cheeks"

"What do you do when your lawnmower stops working? Deport him"