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Joke of the Day

"Do you think Lil' Wayne went to the tattoo parlor and said ""Make my face look like an 8th grade girls trapper keeper""?"

"Standing on a corner waving an advertisement sign is a sweet job, but probably unnerving knowing you could be replaced anytime with a stick."

"Why didn't the blind man want a seeing eye dog? He wasnt about to take directions from some bitch"

"I've never been in love but I imagine its similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food."

"I met my newborn neice for the first time last night and she didn't even remember me this morning. Bitch."

"Early Time I'm on a Whiskey diet, I lost three days already."

"What's the best reason to date a pornstar? You never have to meet her father."

"What is a mattress' favorite season? Spring."

"What hurts more; giving birth or being kicked in the balls? A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed."