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Joke of the Day

"Dyslexia The difference between baking ricin vs. rice pudding for your friends and family this holiday season."

"Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard."

"I'm thinking of doing my part and getting into taxidermy... It really is a dying art."

"Every time someone clears their browser history there should be a little voice that says ""good move."""

"How do pirates measure rope? In yarr'ds."

"Chicken Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To go to the gay guys house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken"

"My ex girlfriend had huge tits Ahh such good mammaries"

"Life hack: Stare into your Uber driver's eyes through the rear view mirror the entire time."

"Why does the Trump campaign hire people in groups of three? One who can read, one who can write, and one to keep an eye on the other two ""elitist intellectuals."""

"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Strong and black"