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Joke of the Day

"How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it."

"Jamiroquai, because Jamirodepwessed."

"Why did George Lucas Cross The Road? To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80."

"why do you never see hippos hiding in trees? cause they're really fuckin' good at it"

"I don't gossip because: 1. It's not my business. 2. I'm no better than anyone else. 3. And no one tells me any good juicy stuff :("

"What do rioting jewish people throw? Mazel tov cocktails"

"Your luggage has wheels on it? You know, that guy Jesus didn't have WHEELS on that cross thingy he had to lug around. You people disgust me."

"I wanted to post a joke about tofu but it's tasteless."

"I hate scrubbing the floor It's beneath me."

"Do you know what my favorite Jews are? Apple."