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Joke of the Day
"Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me."
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"ME EVREY MORNIG: nonono no noNO no NONO NO!!! ME EVREY NIGHT: u know wat wil make my morning amazing?! setting my favorite song as my alarm"
"A very very short joke Bend over Genie, a wish is a wish!"
"why don't Italians like Jehovah's witnesses? Italians don't like ANY witnesses."
"Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it."
"I asked Santa for a Frisbee when I was a kid.... But I was an only child, so he gave me a boomerang."
"Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea? Because all proper tea is theft."
"Pal: On your date, go to a French restaurant. And remember! Girls love a wine connoisseur. Later... Me: we'll both have the wine connoisseur"
"if u see someone chewing gum in the morning, it's 100% bc they didn't brush their teeth. they're nasty as hell n not worthy of ur respect"
"Just heard a woman ask if she left her teeth over there Really hoping this is Halloween related"