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Joke of the Day
"Remember to keep the 'inmate' in 'intimate' by getting married."
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"Judge: I sentence you to life in prison Defendant: NOOOO MY ONLINE PRESENCE"
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"Italian men regularly hit women... ...who make the mistake of standing too close while they are talking."
"In order to understand your enemy, you must walk a mile in his shoes. If he's still your enemy after that, at least he's a mile away and hasn't got any shoes."
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"He died doing what he loved; shouting 'boo!' behind horses."
"My friend asked me if her breath smelled like tacos. I said, ""I don't know, do you put shit in your tacos?"""