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Joke of the Day
"Be careful - too much sex can result in a balled spot."
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"Nurse: You can come inside now. *Stands up* *Dusts off jacket* *Straightens bow tie* *Fastens cufflinks* *Ahem* ""That's what she said"""
"A wolf goes costume shopping... He found a lamb costume on the clearance rack. But it still wasn't sheep enough for him."
"RT if u ever stare at a computer screen for so many hours that ur body ceases to exist and u live entirely within a virtual reality"
"Why don't they have gambling in Africa? There are too many cheetahs."
"A Hurricane and a Divorce in Virginia I learned this joke from my chem teacher: What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common? Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!"
"Have you heard about the psychic dwarf that escaped from prison last week? You should see the headlines: ""Small Medium at Large"""
"New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder. Footprints"
"I will marry a woman if she knows homer is Not a Simpson and Plato is Not clay"
"We act like we're too cool for ""brand loyalty"" but if someone says they *bing'd* something, we beat them to death in the street."