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Joke of the Day

"Reddit is like internet porn... I've seen the top scoring entries of all categories up to page 20."

"Hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven?-How to pick up Satan"

"It all Title says it all"

"Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie? <in a Dutch accent> Not much Gouda"

"A nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital. ""This will be the most hazardous section in the hospital for you. The men on this floor are almost well."""

"How many potatoes does it take to kill the irish? None."

"I like my scotch like I like my women.. 12 and single."

"What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ."

"Why was the little strawberry sad? Her mommy was in a jam."

"They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they're long enough already."