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Joke of the Day
"Hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven?-How to pick up Satan"
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"Don't be that guy that tells people not to be ""that guy."""
"The U.S. is scheduled to play Germany soon at the World Cup. President Obama and German Chancellor Angela Merkel already have a bet going. The loser keeps Hasselhoff."
"Why did the apple cross the road? To get to the other cider."
"A parrot named Nigel leaves home and returns home,4 years later, speaking Spanish It's pretty common, all the language majors I knew moved back in with their parents too."
"I used to know a great joke about a boomarang... Oh well... it'll come back to me."
"Girlfriend kept nagging me to take her home to meet my family, so I did. Her and my wife aren't getting along."
"Two rednecks are sitting on a porch... ...watching a dog licking itself. One redneck says to the other, ""Boy, don't you wish you could do that?"" The other replies, ""That dog'd bite yooouuu!"""
"What do you call a joke that is not funny? An unfunny joke"
"What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls? Parker gets paid for his selfies."