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Joke of the Day

"I have a great joke about Native Americans But... I'm afraid some people will have some reservations against it."

"How did the hipster burn her tongue? She ate her soup before it was cool"

"Wanna know the secret to a good marriage? Sleep. Cant do anything wrong while sleeping. Unless you talk in your sleep, then youre dead."

"Did I ever tell you about the time I went to the doctor to get my blood type when I was super depressed? He said B Positive"

"Genders are like the Twin Towers There used to be two of them and now its a really sensitive subject."

"""oh no, this is so scary or whatever lol"" -giraffe in quicksand"

"What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him? URINE. I'll let myself out."

"What do you call a Jihad male cow? Abominable"

"What is a British Scholar's favorite store? Finks"

"being in a club at my age feels more like i'm being set-up for an episode of ""To Catch a Predator"""