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Joke of the Day
"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneeded a poo!"
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"What other body parts did Voldemort not have apart from his nose? His legs and arms.. because he was disarmed and defeated."
"Is this subreddit dying? Nobody's posted anything all year."
"Why are elephants big and grey? Because if they were small and purple, they would be called grapes."
"If a deaf kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?"
"What's the difference between a wheat thin and a lesbian? One's a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker."
"what colour were Kurt Cobain's eyes? blue one blew this way, one blew that way"
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"Why does government matter? It doesn't."
"I think a cool anti-hero would be Aeon Netflux ...except during fights she would stop every 2 minutes to ""rebuffer"", and her selection of moves would be extremely limited."