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Joke of the Day
"Why do black people have big nostrils? Because air is free"
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"How do you organize wet books? With the mildewy decimal system!"
"What do you do if a 4 year old girl catches you masturbating? Untie her"
"What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner? Unlimited twerky"
"Don't forget to get offended today by some retarded shit that has absolutely no bearing on your life whatsoever."
"Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!"
"Why was the army recruiter in the nursery? To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry."
"I hate lollipop ladies They make me cross"
"This years Olympics in Rio is going to be one of the most steady and relaxing Games in history No one will be Russian."
"What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics? Legs."