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Joke of the Day
"Why did Joey fall of the swing? Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey."
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"""Wow, that's great!"" ~ Me, not paying attention, and hoping you didn't just tell me your Grandma died."
"A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind in here!"" Mushroom says, ""Come on, I'm a fungi!"""
"I just yawned so loud, I think I called a boat in."
"Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!"
"A cash bar on parent / teacher interview nights would be a great fundraiser for schools."
"How many dead memes does it take to change a lightbulb? Twenty-one."
"The difference between an alcoholic and a drunk is staggering."
"What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room? A full set of teeth"
"The year is 2087. Selfies are the new currency now and that annoying girl you went to high school with is the richest person in the world."