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Joke of the Day
"Why did Joey fall of the swing? Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey."
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"[at the gym] Trainer: ""Why don't you tell me what your workout goals are."" Me: ""Goals? I'm just here so I don't eat for an hour."""
"My teachers are like my girlfriends... They are both best between periods."
"Pretty proud that after all these years I still have the body of a 22 yr old triathlete. In my storage shed."
"How do we create jobs? I thought he was already dead"
"Found out my ""girlfriend"" had a penis, so I broke it off ."
"What does a Mon Calamari terrorist say? Allahu Ackbar!"
"To all those that received a book from me for a Christmas present They're due back at the library today."
"What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it? We Can't Alope"
"Do you know the difference between curtain and toilet paper? -Do you know the difference between curtain and toilet paper? -No... -GUYS, HE DID IT!"