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Joke of the Day
"How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's throw a party while we're at it."
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"I found a girl with 12 tits... Sounds funny, dozen tit?"
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't. They arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being black."
"If you have a crush on someone, walk right up to them, then a little past them and avoid them altogether it's probably not worth it."
"It's too bad the meaning of life is 141 characters."
"I painted 1 room & then the hallway and room next to it looked kinda shabby and I'm guessing this is how plastic surgery gets out of hand."
"Husband: Can I use your phone? Me: *throwing phone in the ocean* My what?"
"Painted my computer black hoping it would run faster... Now it just doesn't work."
"What do you call a Mexican gondolier? Pedro."
"Me: Could a drunk person do this!? *assembles Ikea bookcase* Her: that's supposed to be a couch."