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Joke of the Day

"When I was a little kid, I would wait up all night waiting for santa to come. Then there was an awkward silence when he got up, put his pants on, and left."

"What did Saturn tell it's moons when they started getting too far away? ""Titan up!"""

"So I was feeling down the other day... My friend wanted to cheer me up, so he told me 10 jokes to make me feel better. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"What does a runner lose after winning a race? His breath."

"Why can't the two melons get married? I don't know but they cantaloupe."

"I thought I stepped on a Lego, but thankfully, it was just a rusty old nail."

"Pascal walks into a bar. He then feels pressured to leave."

"The economy is SO bad... ...that Americans are emailing Nigerians and asking for help with money."

"Chinese married a Chinese woman born baby blue eyes and blond hair, he called some thing wrong HAHAHAHA"

"In Canada , we have two seasons... six months of winter and six months of poor snowmobiling."