200921
Joke of the Day
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? ten-tickles"
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"One pirate kicks a second pirate in the knee... The second pirate says ""Arr!! Me knee!"" (meanie)"
"Animal Crackers... ... despised by gluten-free people and vegans"
"What's Mario's favourite clothing? Denim denim denim"
"What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday? Kate's back."
"Instagram's down? What am I supposed to do with my cat? Stroke it?"
"Giant bird goes to a psychiatrist.. ''I feel like I'm ignored all the time.'' ''Maybe it's because you're ostrich sized''"
"When do you care for a man's company? ""When he owns it."""
"What did the square say to the triangle? You're outta line!"
"Okay kids, always remember: you are what you eat So eat loads of sweets and pass on those vegetables"