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Joke of the Day
"What if we've got it backwards? Maybe mustaches have a thing for pedophiles."
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"How come you never write e-mails? I'd rather send a note!"
"My wife asked me about the movie ""From Hell"" & I described it as a movie about Jack the Ripper, starring Johnny the Depp."
"Foreign Aid: The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries."
"A grandpa tells his grandson ""Your generation depends too much on technology."" The grandson unplugs his grandpa's life support."
"What's a caterpillar afraid of? A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the ~~worst~~ best joke I've ever heard)"
"My ceiling fan has three setting: - very slow - slow - I'm about to detach from the ceiling and kill you in a freak ceiling fan accident"
"Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me"""
"So Bill Cosby and Darren Sharper walked into the bar... I would tell you what happened next but for some reason I can't remember a thing from that night."
"Did you hear about the mechanic who dreamed of being a plumber? It was all a pipe dream."