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Joke of the Day

"What did the politician with a cold talk about at his meeting? The important tissues. (I know it sucks, I just made it up)"

"My waiter asked, ""would you like sour cream, bacon and chives on your potato?"" ""That's a loaded question."""

"How to you call midget intercourse ? Microtransaction"

"Me:I need to focus on work Brain: Remember that sweet song on the radio this morning? Me:Yeah that was sweet Brain: Let's sing that instead"

"I couldn't use my phone at the funeral It was a dead zone"

"A textile worker tried to come up with a new original joke. But they ran out of material."

"What happens when a midget smokes weed? He gets medium."

"Reddit right now http://imgur.com/hcmqCjU"

"They say the best way to prepare your kids for loss in later life is to have pets. So I bought a puppy and shot it in front of them. I'm not having my kids growing up damaged."

"What happens in Vegas will most likely cost you a fortune in dry cleaning."