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Joke of the Day
"What happens in Vegas will most likely cost you a fortune in dry cleaning."
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"Your momma so dumb she tried to climb Mountain Dew"
"Drove past a Graveyard today... How many people are dead in there? my father says... i go unno? He says "" All of em"" dadjoked. It was 1998."
"TEXTATIONSHIP: a person that texts you all the time but never makes an effort to see you."
"Do you know why Native American sex is so hot? It's fucking in tents."
"""Welcome to money management. Have you all paid your $200 entrance fee?"" ""Yes"" ""Excellent, never give money to strangers. Class dismissed"""
"What do you call a gay Irish couple? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick."
"What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten? The cat shat on the mat."
"""Mother I'd like to fuck"" She said ""Ok, let's break your arms and get started."""
"Hey guys quick question. Uh I'm in K-Mart right now, which aisle would be the best for me to lie down and die in?"