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Joke of the Day
"A girl couldn't decide which mascara to use Bitch couldn't makeup her mind."
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"Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as The Islands."
"Where can you find the speed of light? At C level"
"If pigs could vote they'd always vote for the guy who brings the food, even though he's the same one who will slaughter and eat them later."
"A three legged puppy walks into a bar The puppy looks at everyone in the bar and says, I'm looking for the man that shot my paw."
"Sometimes I scratch my balls and then smell my fingers. It's not a big deal really"
"How does Steven Hawking refresh after a long work day? F5 (sorry Imgoingtohellforthis)"
"What kind of nuts go on your feet? *Sigh*... Cashews."
"In the house of mathematics, where are the tautologies found? They're kept in the Axiom Attic."
"What do women and fly wire have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get."