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Joke of the Day
"I've got a joke. The U.S. election system."
Next Joke
"Why did the hipster's mouth hurt? Because he ate pizza before it was cool."
"So eBay takes 10% of your profits and Craig's List is 100% free, but with the chance of being murdered...such a dilemma"
"It's better to have hope in your soul.."
"What career is a perfect ten? Forensics"
"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb. Yes, I know this is a 30+ year old joke, but hope it gave some people a chuckle"
"What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-raising dead."
"What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye? Chicken Caesar salad."
"What is similar between gas and water? Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded"
"What's a catalyst? It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows."