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Joke of the Day

"My Friendster account was hacked. Now I'm being extorted for all those testimonials I wrote. Said no one ever."

"Olympic Results for Sailing are out: The British have taken the Gold medal. The French have taken the Silver medal. The Somalians have taken the boats."

"Don't give your heart to someone unless you're 100% certain that you're dead."

"All of the other reindeer were secretly watching red-nose-on-regular-nose porn."

"What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x10^23 pieces? Guacamole."

"Sex with a weatherman must suck. Always telling you to expect 8-12 inches, only to find out it's not even 4."

"I wish I was black I'll never be the first anything now."

"*pulls motorist over* COP: Are you high? MAN: If I were high would you look like a breathing tree? *one leaf silently falls from cop*"

"What kind of dog is a person's best friend? A palmatian!"

"What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common? Both were caught with their finger in the dyke."