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Joke of the Day

"What do fat girls and scooters have in common? They're both fun to ride.....until your friends see you."

"Did you hear about the 80 year old man who ran naked through the flower show? ...he won first place for a dried arrangement!"

"POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: is this the man who robbed u *holds up picture of himself* ME: yes POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: give me ur wallet ME: dang it"

"SIRI: Brian, what goes ""blah blah blah, I don't know anything, please help me""? ME: Uhh SIRI: It's you. That's what you sound like."

"---. I regret that Remorse code"

"It's all fun and games until you find the Twitter crush who catfished you is infact your husband"

"Let's be honest: When life gives you lemons, most of you just cry to the internet about it."

"luke: yoda, i wish for........ your freedom yoda: i'm not a genie. i'm a person like you. i just look really weird"

"""I'm very sorry, but you will die soon"", said the doctor ""How soon?"", the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. ""In ten."" ""Ten what? Ten years? Ten-"" ""Nine."" ""Eight."""

"What do German women's lingerie and Africa have in common? Ze-bras!"