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Joke of the Day

"Why did the marijuana addict always turn his supply packet around when buying it? He heard the grass is greener on the other side"

"I'm going to open a summer camp for kids with ADD And call it 'The Concentration Camp'"

"If there was a competition for saggy tits, my wife would beat everyone. In fact, she'd wipe the floor with them."

"Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO? It was the Wong choice"

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. *bows*"

"Perk of being an abortion doctor One perk of being an abortion doctor is that you don't have to worry about dog's food"

"Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!"

"A Facebook friend just used the same number of exclamation points to say he's eating guacamole as he did to announce the birth of his kid."

"What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? My toe sis!"

"I have spent the past year looking for my ex's killer. but no one would do it."