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Joke of the Day

"A Facebook friend just used the same number of exclamation points to say he's eating guacamole as he did to announce the birth of his kid."

"What do you call a math teacher who's really into BDSM? A denominatrix."

"Beyonce: I cannot wait to slum it with some earth mortals at - wait what is it called again? Jay-Z: Coachella. Beyonce: Coachella."

"How was copper wire first invented? Two Jews were fighting over a penny."

"What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck? Shaun O'flanagan"

"Who needs Karate lessons when you can just have a bee near your head?"

"Why should you never high five someone in the gallows... Because they always leave you hang'n"

"What's the fastest car on earth? A rental car."

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A Stick"

"someone explain to me 72 hour protection deodorants and antiperspirants. If you bathe everyday, that like defeats the whole purpose right??"