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Joke of the Day
"I crashed my family's car I've always wanted to see how a Mercedes-Benz."
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"Obama: Get Air Force One ready. Biden: OK! *runs off* Obama: The plane, not the movie. *Biden does 360* Biden: Yeah I know."
"I would tell you a joke about UDP But you might not get it"
"What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka? Dead."
"Have you heard the one about the seamstress? It's sew sew."
"I ruin friend groups by always suggesting we start a band too early"
"People always call me unattractive until they see my wallet... then they call me poor too."
"My biological clock must be off.. I'm getting morning wood in the evening"
"Christmas breakup: play Lexus commercial theme, when they run outside have all their crap packed for them on your driveway, lock the door."
"What runs forever and never dies? An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now."