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Joke of the Day

"i have to wake up at 3 am tomorrow to go to the airport i've honestly never felt more attacked and victimized than i do now"

"What do you call it when you finger a pony? Feeling a little horse."

"Christmas decorating 101 - Puts fake snow on Halloween decorations Your move Martha Stewart"

"My girlfriend calls me Duracell Because I last up to 10 times longer"

"I thought of pick up line that only works on mexicans. Are you Mexican? Because I wanna get jalapeno."

"I accidentally caught my nuts in a barbed wire fence and now I'm the frontman of a Maroon 5 cover band."

"Fcuk you Adobe! I spend more time downloading Adobe updates than i've ever spent using Adobe."

"Two peanuts walk into a bar And one was assaulted"

"I'd expect Captain America to be fatter."

"Why was the 3 year old ethiopian kid crying He was having a mid life crisis"