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Joke of the Day
"I was ringing this 0800 number for two days before I realised it was their opening hours."
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"Romeo and Juliet.doc Is a play on word"
"How amazing would it be if President Obama turned around and said, ""One more thing"" and then revealed the iPhone 5."
"SHOUTS OUT TO ALL THE BIRDS THAT ARE INCAPABLE OF FLIGHT BUT THEY STILL OUT THERE GRINDIN ANYWAY"
"My wife told me: ""Sex is better on holiday."" That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive."
"Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you?"
"I'm sorry your husband of 50 yrs is dead. Here is a casserole made with Campbells Soup. ~White people."
"How do you tell if someone online is American? They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)"
"""You know how everyone's favorite part of the sandwich is the meat well what if we added an extra slice of bread?"" Inventor of club sandwich"
"What do pizzas and blow jobs have in common... Even when there a bit shit, there still pretty fucking good."