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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an ex-Muslim? A Waslim"

"It must suck when a billionaire... Wakes up feeling like a million bucks."

"few things sound worse than getting smurfed in 3D"

"To some, it's known as ""soda."" Some call it ""pop."" Some even order it as ""coke"" or ""cola."" The spicy bubble brown juice goes by many names"

"Two old ladies sitting in a doctor's office in Florida... The one says to the other, ""I can't see, I can't hear anything and I can barely walk. Thank God I can still drive."""

"Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it."

"Giving birth? Passing a gallstone? Monica Seles tennis match? Possible scenarios from sounds emitted from chic on elliptical next to me"

"Halfway through V for Vendetta... ...still waiting for Natalie Portman to evolve into Vaporeon."

"What do you call a line of Mexicans buried across the border? A spicket fence"

"What concert only costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickleback."