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Joke of the Day
"few things sound worse than getting smurfed in 3D"
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"I told my friend I hope to deliver a joke half as well as her some day. Sadly, we men will never know the joys of childbirth."
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? keep the tip."
"Easter Kids' Joke 2 What do you call a brown bunny that comes a day after Easter? Choco-late."
"Ghost: Are you coming to my party? Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say the morgue the merrier."
"Egyptian 1: Hey did you just fart? Egyptian 2: Yes Egyptian 1: Please don't do that again it absolutely sphinx."
"*puts on sexy underwear and high heels* *grabs whip* *flicks whip* *searches for scissors to extricate whip from hair*"
"reverse racism the biggest joke of all"
"Vagina- jokes are not funny... Period!"
"It feels like Obama's been on tour longer than The Rolling Stones."